July 31, 2008

 

Un-freakin-believable!

You will appreciate this, and by that I mean "get angry." Apparently Australia's public broadcaster now has a website aimed at children asking them how much CO2 they produce, and then telling them when they should die in order to not over-consume "their share of the planet's resources."

Here's the actual quiz itself:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/planetslayer/greenhouse_calc.htm

Oh, and if you want to see the real motivations of these people, play around with your answers to #10 and #11. Apparently if you consume over $70,000 per year, you're a fat, drooling, Satanic-looking boar with a runny nose. Congratulations, Australia, your public broadcaster is officially more offensive than Britain's and Canada's.


From: The Register
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/03/abc_planet_slayer/

Oz TV advises CO2-emitting children to die early
By:
Andrew Orlowski
Published: Tuesday 3rd June 2008

Carbon Cult sickos are under fire for an interactive website that tells children they should die because they emit CO2.

The Australian Broadcasting Corporation's "Planet Slayer" site invites young children to take a "greenhouse gas quiz," asking them "how big a pig are you?". At the end of the quiz, the pig explodes, and ABC tells children at "what age you should die at so you don’t use more than your fair share of Earth’s resources!"

It's one of a number of interactive features that "Get the dirt on greenhouse without the guilt trips. No lectures. No multinational-bashing (well, maybe a little...). Just fun and games and the answers to all your enviro-dilemas," ABC claims.

***Die, puny CO2-emitting humans!***

The site is aimed at 9-year olds. However even a "virtuous" rating (e.g. not owning a car and recycling) is outweighed by eating meat, or spending an average Aussie income - with the result that many 9-year olds are being told they've already outstayed their environmentally-compliant stay on the planet.

"Do you think it's appropriate that the ABC... depict people who are average Australians as massive overweight ugly pigs, oozing slime from their mouths, and then to have these pigs blow up in a mass of blood and guts?" asked Senator Mitch Fifield in the Herald-Sun.

The state-sponsored broadcaster (why is that not a surprise?) defended the morbid quiz, with ABC managing director Mark Scott insisting "the site was not designed to offend certain quarters of the community but to engage children in environmental issues."

Which is eco-speak for frighten them witless. However, as the excellent science blog Watts Up With That points out, the site clearly breaches Australian broadcasting guidelines on "harmful or disturbing" content.

Meanwhile, the site's designers are revelling in the controversy:

"Thank God for outraged senators - you can't buy publicity like that," PlanetSlayer's "creative director" Bernie Hobbs crowed to the New York Post.

So how, according to ABC, does one appease the vengeful Death God, Gaia?

Your reporter doesn't own a car, lives in an apartment, and discovered he should have died aged 3.9 years. After a couple of run-throughs, it appears that eating meat is a major factor. But this is overshadowed by claiming a) very low earnings and b) spending what remains of one's pittance on organic food and "ethical investments."

Whether that's a life worth living is another question entirely. But the message from the Carbon Cult seems pretty clear: humans are a stain on the planet and should die; yet should they be permitted to live, they should live a life that's as miserable as possible.

When you fill in the environmentally-correct answers - something extraordinary happens. A negative carbon rating is achieved, the pig flies up to heaven...

***Be miserable - gain Eternal life!***

...and eternal life is attained. (Where presumably you're surrounded by 72 naked George Monbiots. A Guardian-reader's idea of paradise?)

So when should you have died, dear reader? Take the quiz and let me know - and we'll try and think of some creative way of illustrating it. (Suggestions welcome).

® The Register - 2008

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